Sometimes there are few words to describe when naked season comes along. You choose your own, but I like, “Ahhhh Yeahhh…” said in a real deep voice. I can do it because I have a deep voice. If you don’t, stop it. Pick new words. I suggest, “Yay!” (Whatever. I’m not going to tell you what to do. Not for free, anyway.)
You know what? I’m feeling generous today. I’m going to give you some top-notch advice at an unbelievable, one-time, new customer discount. We’re talking a $10,000 savings over the regular price! I’m giving you 10k right now. That’s what’s happening. I feel like I’ve gone completely insane. Okay here it goes. I can’t believe I’m doing this.
I’m sorry. I can’t do it. Wait. No. Okay. I said I would. Ugh.
Go to Serendipity and have the best time of your life. — Jedi hand wave —
(Damn. That hurt. I’m not going to lie. Probably sending you a bill, and you should just pay it. — Jedi hand wave–)
We were recently fortunate enough to get up to Serendipity for a few days and, as usual, it was just a wonderful time. The experience echoes some of the very first words I read by Stuart (which I’ll summarize because I’m too lazy to look) that the relaxation a couple days of Serendipity-style vacationing is equal to the relaxation of a couple weeks elsewhere. And it’s just true.
As soon as the clothes come off, the winding down period typically required to get into vacation mode is instant. You’re not thinking about work, or your problems, or how you’re going to pack the most into whatever tourist destination you’ve chosen to visit… You just are what you are, and it’s indescribably liberating. If you haven’t experienced this, you’re robbing yourself of quite the time. So go already. — Jedi hand wave —
The park looks excellent. Jeff Hannah is doing a fantastic job (as is everyone) and it’s clear all are invested in improving every facet of the experience.
Get ready, folks. It’s going to be one hell of a summer! Memorial Day is coming!! Deep voicers! Let’s here an Ahhhhh Yeahhhh….
High voicers! Let’s here a “Yay!”
If you’re not sure which sounds better because your voice is on the cusp, throw your hands in the air in silence!
That was perfect. You guys were great. See you at The Dip!!